Please, let me fuck your mom
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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