Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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