Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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