And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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