if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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