You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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