whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
