So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
and you fell through a lawn chair
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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