? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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