Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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