He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My breasts were aching with rage.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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