I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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