yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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