We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
