I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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