Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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