Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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