Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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