No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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