After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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