I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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