BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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