My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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