just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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