Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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