My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
