Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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