You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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