fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
how does that bad decision feel?
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