How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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