I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you win again, gameday.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You are a genius and a whore.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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