I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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