yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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