Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ladies don't puke and tell
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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