hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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