Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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