i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
