wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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