Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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