what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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