I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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