isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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