At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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