Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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