Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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