he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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