Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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