I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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