The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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