I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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